What's the best self help book you've ever read? Maybe it's "569 Reasons why I'm better than you and your mum combined" or "Learn to exploit your atrocious personality - how to be a social handgrenade" or maybe it's the number one bestseller (in Gdansk) "Shit yourself Sane with Emilio"? Whatever you choose to improve your wretched life there's no denying that "Let's pretend we're not on fire" by Duncan Dun Can is a special book. It's a book you probably need if you have low self esteem, no self esteem or you're in esteem debt and the esteem collectors have been round to kick your spine in and push your elbows into your mouth. In the pages of "Let's pretend" you'll find valuable advice on living your life to the best of your abilities, and if your abilities are limited there's advice on how to end it with a toaster in the bath. The art of self help is knowing when to cut your losses and admit defeat, and Duncan is a master at caving in to pressure with minimal effort. Learn his step by step guide to giving anything a go once and then giving up. Is it too hard? Don't try harder, just have some food or fiddle with your genitals on a bus whilst trying to catch someone's eye. Duncan will show you how to not achieve and then pretend you did - all the way to success/jail/the mortuary/substance dependency/being stuffed in a suitcase and thrown into a forest from a moving car. Let's pretend we're not on fire - available now from a bookshop and the dark web. - - - - #comical #comics #comicart #comicbook #comicpanel #selfhelpbooks #personaldevelopmentbooks #webcomic #webtoon #cartoon #cartoonist #igcomic #comicstrips #instacomic #outsiderart #darkart #lowbrowartist #funnyart #illustrated #sketchbooks #doodle #doodleart #otherwhats #absurdism #weirdart #strange #guru #drawing✏ #drawingsketch #drawart

Do you Cloblis? It's the global sensation that's taken the world by the storm! Everyone is asking the question - they are asking their friends and family, strangers, cats, the dead, some wet sticks and actual thin air!! Wow!! And the answer is always Cloblis! If you don't Cloblis then what's wrong with you? Let me tell you, whatever it is Cloblis can fix it! Cloblis is the answer to everything and is now being sold in places where things are available for money - and it costs money too! That's right! For money you can own Cloblis and never have to worry about all the money you don't have any more! But hurry because stocks are limited and may soon run out! Wait!!! Of course they won't, it's Cloblis! And Cloblis will always make things right! Believe in Cloblis now. Buy. - - - #comic #comicpage #comicbook #comical #webcomic #webtoon #cartoon #cartoony #cartoonist #otherwhats #lowbrowart #cloblis #illustrated #sketchart #doodler #funnyart #dailydoodles #drawing✏ #drawingsketch #absurdism #absurdisthumor #absurd #weird #comicstrip #comicartist #cartoons #cartoonart #igcomic #instacomic #artfun

That's it! You have chosen the punchline and the agony of The Horror is complete. The results as of 8pm my time were 1=33 votes 2=13 votes 3=9 votes. An overwhelming majority win for The Horror's testicles, and that says a lot more about you than it does me, you weird bunch. So here is your finished piece and I hope you're happy with what you've done (Patreons will soon be getting the other two versions and a bonus one!). In honour of your magnificent contributions all those who chose the winning answer have been forever tattooed on The Horror's ball bag. - - - #comic #comical #comicbook #comicart #comicpage #comicstrip #comics #webcomic #comicartist #cartoon #cartoonz #cartoony #cartoonist #outsiderart #webtoon #darkart #lowbrowart #sketchbook #sketchart #doodler #doodles #illustrated #illustration #drawingart #absurdism #funnyart #artfun #otherwhats #weirdart #drawing✏

Don't try to avoid eye contact - everyone likes the audience participation bit.... I've got three punchlines ready to go for The Horror - help me make the choice as I can't decide. And if I don't decide you'll never see The Horror, and you deserve The Horror. All of him. Patreons will get all three versions - possibly four (it's best I share what's in my head with you because otherwise that weird foam starts coming out of my head holes). I'll take your first answer only, choosing more will only cause the curse to befall you. Make your choice mortals and complete The Horror! - - - #comicpage #webcomic #webtoon #comics #comical #igcomic #instacomic #comicstrip #funnycomic #dailycomic #cartoonz #cartooning #cartoonillustration #cartoonartist #outsiderart #absurdism #otherwhats #illustrate #illustrated #makeachoice #youdecide #drawingsketch #monsterdrawing #darkart #creatureart #comicbook #weirdart #funnyart #drawings #artshare

Do you have a hero squad? How do you use your powers? Is it for good or for evil, or for that grey area in the middle like stabbing a burglar to death in an over zealous manner with a chisel? Feline Force has been operating in my neighbourhood since 1993. To date they've witnessed 87 crimes and eaten a lot of trash. The police call them vigilantes, some people call them pests, and I know one old lady who calls them pigeons but she's batshit. The Force consists of Snops, Lard, Beswick, Dinty and Trousers, each one an expert in their field, which is mostly miaowing. Their arch nemesis is Broom John. He's probably a psycho dressed as a children's entertainer, like a killer nonce or something. He burns a lot of stuff. The groundskeeper at the bowls club says he once caught him having sex with a tree. We wrote to Disney to see if they'd be interested in turning Feline Force into a movie but they just sent some used toilet wipes back in the post and what looked like a sachet of blood. It was a bit odd. Kelvin Toggs said we should try drinking it or rubbing it on our bell ends but he's not very smart, he tried to sell his head to buy a hat last week. I'm going to stop hanging around with him. I think some drug dealers want him dead. Maybe Feline Force could help? Maybe they could help you? If you can find them. - - - #comics #comicart #comicstrip #webcomic #comicpanel #comicstrips #igcomic #instacomic #webtoon #cartoonz #cartoony #cartoonist #cartoonart #cartooncharacter #outsiderart #darkart #lowbrowart #illustrated #picturebook #catsofgram #catartist #funnycats #superheros #assemble #otherwhats #drawingart #drawing #funnydrawing #lolcats #funnycomics

"You just keep telling yourself that!" How many times a day does someone say that to you? Twice? Twelvety times? Maybe more, like 1145? Have you ever stopped to consider this may be good advice? How much better would everything be if you just keep telling yourself it's better? How much more money would you have if you told yourself you had more? How many more people would be your friends if you told yourself they liked you? The power of positive thinking from your imagination is the single most amazing tool at your disposal to shape the world around you. Have you accidentally kidnapped someone at gun point, stuffed them into the boot of your car trussed up with zip ties and a ball-gag, driven them to the woods and murdered them with a hammer? Whoops! We've all done it! But by thinking they're alive and you're not a serial killer you'll magically make everything all right again inside your own head. Don't listen to the naysayers and poo pooers who'll say your victim is really actually dead and the police are currently digging up the shallow grave. You know they're still alive because your imagination is a wonderful thing! Maybe you should murder someone else just to prove that yes, you do keep 'telling yourself that', and by gum that's right! Don't listen to them. They're all against you. They're all against you. Kill them. Kill them with your imagination! - - - #comical #comics #comicartwork #comicbook #comicstrip #webcomic #comicbook #cartoon #cartoonz #cartoony #webtoon #cartoonist #drawingart #drawing✏ #drawingartist #igcomic #instacomic #outsiderart #lowbrowart #darkart #weirdart #funnyart #otherwhats #illustrated #absurdism #retroart #1970 #imaginationarts #newart #dailyarts

POLICE NOTICE! A disturbing new crime has come to the attention of the Labsey Constabulary. Local plop perverts, sexsquatches and window watchers are now killing themselves whilst using the toilet (by means of drowning and hammers). Their spirit is then condemned to the scene of their death - the lavatory - and these scat spooks are misusing their hauntings for the purposes of sordid voyeurism. The new owners of the toilet are being watched whilst engaged in private activities much to the delight of these corporeal coprophiliacs. Should you be offered a second hand toilet at a boot fair or from a passing stranger in the street beware that without a certificate of holy cleanliness, signed by a plumber and a priest, you could be inviting a phantom fanny fanatic into your home to get a good eyeful of your rusty balloon knot every time you drop your kecks for a clear out. How would you feel knowing that your post pee willy waggle or shake of the lettuce is happening inches from the face of a horny corpse? Ensure you scrub any pre-owned toilet with bleach, holy water and some lemon. If you believe the toilet to be the lair of a phantasmic sex offender then relieve yourself in the sink or bath behind a large towel until the police arrive and exorcise it with truncheons. PLEASE COMPLY BY ORDER - - - - #comical #comic #comicpage #comicart #comicstrip #webcomic #instacomic #igcomic #comicartwork #cartoonz #cartoon #webtoon #cartoonedits #cartoonillustration #outsiderart #lowbrowart #weirdart #illustrated #ghost #otherwhats #illustration_art #drawingart #drawingsketch #doodler #funnyart #artshare #funart #illustrate #funnycomics #comicsofinstagram

A promo still from the 1978 smash hit rom-slash "Bingo Farm". Directed by visionary directing director Hector Visionary and starring two of Hollywood's most unfathomable talents Megan Duggan Meneggan and Trent Symmetrical. The film grossed over $18 worldwide and was a groundbreaking piece of cinema in its use of practical effects pioneering the now industry standards of: sausage on a string, boiling kettle, Ian Stoddard's mum and some chimps. A run time of 11 hours saw many carried out of cinemas nationwide complaining of nausea, porridge discharge and compete shit-death whilst many venues were burnt to the ground and the earth salted. The potato scene is perhaps the greatest moment in cinematic history and was much better than all the other things. Five stuntmen lost their lives and two were hospitalised with vegetable impact trauma. Long thought long lost it has been a long time and now long later the unedited version of the scene has been found behind a fence. The director's special edition fancy mode tip top tits presentation is presented for your edification in ultra super 600x800 definition and subtitled from the original duck noise soundtrack. - - - #comics #comical #comic #comicpage #comicstrip #comicart #webcomic #webtoon #cartoonz #cartoony #outsiderart #lowbrowart #darkart #movieart #cultclassic #filmreview #moviescenes #movieclips #illustrated #doodler #sketchbooks #artshare #weirdart #otherwhats #funart #absurdism #actionmovie #igcomic #drawdrawdraw #drawdaily

Vox pop (noun) from the Latin Vox populi "voice of the people" - comments made by the general public on a select topic usually in an informal setting such as on the street, in a shopping centre or chained to the side of a sex bus. The people of Labsey are always enthusiastic to be canvassed because this means human contact and social interaction. However their opinions should be treated with contempt and a slap at the earliest opportunity. Those seeking the wittering waffle of the deranged population are often media outlets including the Labsey Newspaper, the Labsey Television Show and My Naked Harmonica monthly. Should your opinion be sought on any topic ensure you speak fervently for at least five minutes as white spit builds up in the corners of your mouth, gesticulate wildly with your limbs and end with some sort of toilet noise. You will be guaranteed 10 seconds of mild fame in a confusing news article about assassins and flared trousers. Do not give a shout out to your boys, girls, homies, fam, jam, spam or ham or your segment will be replaced with a photo of some sticks. You have been warned. - - - #comical #comicpage #funnycomic #comicbookartist #comicstrip #comicpanel #instacomic #igcomic #webcomic #webtoon #cartoony #cartoonz #cartooning #cartoonoftheday #outsiderart #darkart #lowbrowart #otherwhats #doodlesketch #sketchart #weirdart #dailyartwork #drawingart #illustrated #illustragram #voxpops #voxpop #media #cartoonframes #cartoonlover

82 baristas in a telephone box. 137 ninjas in a cupboard. 11 Vannaker-agoth demons in the rectum of a priest. One hundred and onety one sex robots in my shoe. These are all records broken for no good reason, benefitting nobody and bringing only mild interest when mentioned at a dinner party or at the scene of a colossal disaster where steaming bodies twitch in the mangled wreckage of burning machinery. It's not difficult to break a record these days. First you need to identify something nobody else can do, like flex your liver using the power of your mind. Then flex your liver. Then tell someone from the record recorders and back up your claim with facts. Show them your liver. Then claim the world record. Suddenly you'll be very popular and people will be keen to invite you to dinner parties and piles of flaming mangled industrial wreckage because you'll have something interesting to say. Desist being bland today and go break a world record! Not only will you be trendy but people will also stop calling you 'Boring Face', 'Dull Duck' and 'Yawn Shit'. Improve your social status with a world record today and stop being a complete nobody! Nothing else matters! NOTHING!!! (this is a repost of an old picture - I've been a bit busy this week. Many have died at my hands...) - - - - #comic #comics #comicbook #comicstrip #webcomic #igcomic #instacomic #comical #comicbooks #comicart #cartoony #cartoonz #webtoon #illustrate #sketchart #sketchdrawing #bears #outsiderart #lowbrowart #doodler #funnyart #dailyart #otherwhats #inkart #absurdism #illustrated #cartoonoftheday #cartoonist #drawing✏ #drawingart

Coming soon to a book cinema store nearby you soon! Tuppy is a girl with a magic wand and a face. Klugger is a solid mass of compressed human meat that lives through Tuppy's necromancy. Together they go on adventures and get into hijinks and shenanigans in the town of Labsey, where violent crime and a whizzo jam sandwich are never far away. You'll delight at Tuppy's quick thinking and resourceful nature in solving the mysteries that lurk in the strange town. You'll also see Klugger being some meat. Sometimes he drools blood and agonises for the release of death but he and Tuppy are the best of friends, because that's what Tuppy wants. And if Klugger doesn't want it he gets the broom handle again. It's larks and wholesome fun for the entire family with occasional nudity, strong language and scenes of a demonic nature. Tuppy and Klugger - coming soon! How excited are you?! - - - - #comic #comics #comicbook #comicstrip #webcomic #retro #1970s #movieposter #newrelease #otherwhats #outsiderart #lowbrowart #darkart #weirdart #absurdism #cartoonz #cartoony #cartooning #creepyart #wizard #illustrated #funnyart #magical #magazineart #bookart #bookcoverdesign #drawingart #sketchart #doodler #sketchdrawing